Road RoastGPS that roasts your driving.
Turn-by-turn directions from a voice with opinions. Miss a turn and she remembers. Clean by default, Rude or Filthy if you can take it.
Coming soon to iPhone and Android
One email when it launches. No spam. Privacy
Left in half a mile. Get in the left lane. The LEFT one.
Same turn, three moods. Filthy asks if you're 18 before it unlocks.
What she does
Funny, but she still gets you there.
Calls every turn
A mile out, half a mile out, and right on top of it, with the lane to be in. Quick turns are chained so she never talks over the next one.
Holds grudges
Miss a turn and she remembers the spot. Next time you're headed there, she warns you early and tells you which lane.
Roasts the whole trip
Her mood builds when you miss turns and cools off when you behave. Every drive ends with a roast report you can share.
Knows when to behave
Clean is the default. One tap on Kids in car keeps the whole trip clean, and your car can remember its own setting.
Free to try
Hear the whole act before you drive.
Demo drive any route for free. The map, search and route previews are always free. Her voice on real drives starts with a 14-day free trial.
Road Roast is comedy that gets you there. Obey traffic laws and road signs over any directions, and set your destination before you start moving. Your trips, grudges and places stay on your phone.